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WELCOME to PerpetuallyConfused.com, the home of those who are constantly in need of assistance! Here we do a lot of things - we try to make sense of a confusing world (ha!), pontificate on important matters and take the media to task for their own stupidity. And when none of that works we make fun of people and poke sticks at celebrities! Essentially, perpetuallyconfused.com is a place where the utterly confused and not-so-confused can have a little fun, maybe fry a few extra brain cells, and otherwise enjoy their perpetual confusion. That failing you can always buy our crap.
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New server, new life
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Posted in Perpetually Confused News.
We are no longer with Host Department, so from now on, everything should run a LOT more smoothly. Enjoy!
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CNN's new enterprise
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Posted in Perpetually Confused News.
I don't know if you've noticed yet, but CNN.com has added a new feature. For $15 or so, you can click on an icon next to select headlines and get a shirt with that headline printed on it.
I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that, but the option is there. I'm really hoping that their more moronic headlines make the cut, like "XL underwear smothers fire," or "Wealthy dogs love spaghetti dinners," or "Man Gets Probation In Pickle Assault." I'd never buy a shirt with those for $15 but it would amuse me tremendously that they would be available.
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New sections, new items
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Posted in The Confused Shop.
We've added new Inspirational and Photo Gifts categories to the shop. There's a load of new items as well, including my dog's merchandising debut!
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The Confused Shop Design Studio!
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Posted in The Confused Shop.
The new Confused Shop is online! Now you can go through the same backend you're used to or see each design individually with product listings, which we think makes for an easier shopping experience. Visit the shop and check it out! We've also added a load of new products, from "You Are a Human Torture Device" to "I Am She Who Must Be Obeyed" and many more.
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Big updates coming to the shop!
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Posted in The Confused Shop.
We are in the process of creating a design showcase for The Confused Shop! When we're done you'll be able to shop as you always have or view designs one at a time and see a list of what they appear on. So stay tuned!
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Why media and politics are custom made for the perpetually confused
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Posted in Perpetually Confused News.
Sometimes people ask me why I consider politics and the media to be the two most confusing ideas/entities on this planet. Well today offered me a chance to show the combination of the two, and you'll see why, at first glance, any sane human might drop the jaw and scratch the head. These are the delegate counts in the Presidential primaries as reported by the major news outlets as of 12:30 pm Central time.
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